THE GAME
LIVE COUNTDOWN
FIREBALL RUN: Returns
September 23-28, 2025
Live Countdown!
ARE YOU READY?
FIREBALL RUN: Returns
September 23-28, 2025
LIVE COUNTDOWN
THE RUN HAS BEGUN!
01
Write your caption hereButton
Slide title
Write your caption hereButton
Slide title
Write your caption hereButton
-
01
Write your caption hereButton -
Slide title
Write your caption hereButton -
Slide title
Write your caption hereButton
HOW IT WORKS
actually, it is
a life-size board game
We’re not kidding. Fireball Run was first prototyped and played as a board game—before scaling to the size of America. Trivia, clues, missions, pawns, and those dastardly highway cards... All in small, so you can go big.
Treat Fireball Run as any board game: review the rules, know how to play.
Things gets ugly for those who don’t.
⚡
Don’t skip “How to Play the Game.”
That’s how you lose Monopoly—and Fireball Run.
HOW IT WORKS
ACTUALLY, IT is
a life-size board game
We’re not kidding. Fireball Run was first prototyped and played as a board game—before scaling to the size of America. Trivia, clues, missions, pawns, and those dastardly highway cards...
All in small, so you can go big.
Treat Fireball Run as any board game:
review the rules, know how to play.
Things gets ugly for those who don’t.
⚡
Don’t skip “How to Play the Game.”
That’s how you lose Monopoly
—and Fireball Run.
🎯scoring
one in—all in
The scoring zone is more intense than the Twilight Zone and is sacred ground. Break the holy rules below at your own peril.
Only one device allowed. Not two. Not swapped. Not shared. All mission proof must live on that single device—no exceptions.
⚡
Organize photos on the road prior to the daily finish.
ScoreZone Rules
👤 Solo Warrior: One team member is allowed in scoring. If your team approaches you in line, you're go to the back of it.
✋ No Handjobs: Passing items to a co-driver mid-line? You'll be a Traveling like a Wilbury at the end of the line.
Be Prepared: You've 60 seconds to present your proof, fumblers go back to whence they came- back of the line.
😇 Angelic Behavior: Go postal or yell at scorekeepers? Stare in wonder as your points vanish along with your dignity.
🃏
HIGHWAY CARDS
CHAOS IS YOUR WEAPON
Randomly packed into some missions, Highway Cards are secret weapons—boost your score, sabotage rivals, or trigger wild twists.
Use wisely. Hoard or trade “Wild” cards for high-risk rewards. One draw could win your game—or wreck someone else’s.
⚡
Observe the playing field before striking.
HOW THEY WORK
🎴 HOW THEY WORK:
• Valid: Only on day drawn.
• Draw: Randomly found in mission packs.
• Play: Use yourself, for or against teams, or not at all.
• Go Wild: Swap Wild Cards at scoring for a mystery chance.
☠️ SABOTAGE RULES:
• 1x Against: Only once per team per day (immunity thereafter).
• 1x For: Only once per team per day.
• Self: No limit on cards you collect in your favor.
🎯
SCORING
ONE IN, ALL IN
The scoring zone is sacred ground.
Break the holy rules below at your own peril. Only one device allowed. Not two. Not swapped. Not shared. All mission proof must live on that single device—no exceptions.
🏁
Score Zone
(more intense than Twilight Zone)
⚡
Organize mission photos on the road—the finish line is no place for a crisis.
ScoreZone Rules
👤 Solo Warrior: One team member is allowed in scoring. If your team approaches you in line, you're go to the back of it.
✋ No Handjobs: Passing items to a co-driver mid-line? You'll be a Traveling like a Wilbury at the end of the line.
Be Prepared: You've 60 seconds to present your proof, fumblers go back to whence they came- back of the line.
😇 Angelic Behavior: Go postal or yell at scorekeepers? Stare in wonder as your points vanish along with your dignity.
🃏
HIGHWAY CARDS
CHAOS IS YOUR WEAPON
Randomly packed into some missions, Highway Cards are secret weapons—boost your score, sabotage rivals,
or trigger wild twists.
Use them smart. Hoard them. Trade “Wild” cards for high-risk rewards. One draw might save your game—or wreck someone else’s. Cards are
only valid the day you get them.
⚡
'Flat Tire’ card?
Let the leader to pass… then strike.
HOW THEY WORK
🎴 HOW THEY WORK:
• Draw: Randomly found in mission envelopes.
• Play: Use on yourself, for or against another team *or not at all).
• Go Wild: Swap Wild Cards at scoring for a mystery chance.
☠️ SABOTAGE RULES:
• 1x Against: Only once per team per day (immunity thereafter).
• 1x For: Only once per team per day.
• Self: No limit on cards you collect in your favor.
💘DO GOOD
SCORE BETTER
As part of our
Extra-Mile program, Fireball Run supports a kid’s charity in each host city. You'll be asked to donate items—never cash. Together, we leave every place better than we found it.
⚡
Call ahead, confirm availability,
then pick up in a host area local store.
🎴 EXTRA-MILE POINTS:
• Donate (1), 1/3 the max mission score.
• Donate (2), 1/2 the max mission score.
• Donate (3), Max mission score.
• Donate (4+), Max mission score and
something of even greater value.
• Deliver Most, Max mission score and
something of even greater value than that!
• Deliver Nothing, and we will shame you, publicly.
💥
HOW TO
LOSE POINTS SPECTACULARLY
The art of self destruction. Below are the official ways to rack up penalties and torch your own lovely score.
⚡
Maintain cool—don't act a fool.
🎴 THE CRYING GAME
👹 Speed Demon: Hit the cap, -25 points per infraction.
🚨 Red Handed: -50 points if another team returns with a photo of your team pulled over by police.
💩 Early Turd Special: Arrive anywhere prior to the window, lose 1 pt for each minute early (and locations are watching).
🌼 Late Bloomer: Arrive even a minute beyond the window and you ain't doing it and you ain't getting points.
🍼 Adult Tantrum: Yell or curse in public, buh bye -100 points.
⏱️ Afternoon Delight: Arrive to any finish after window close and get a zero for the day.
💘
DO GOOD
SCORE BETTER
As part of our Extra-Mile program, Fireball Run supports one children’s charity in each host city. You'll be asked to donate needed items—never cash. Together, we aim to leave every place better than we found it.
⚡
Call ahead, confirm availability,
then pick up in a host area local store.
🎴 EXTRA-MILE POINTS:
• Donate (1), 1/3 the max mission score.
• Donate (2), 1/2 the max mission score.
• Donate (3), Max mission score.
• Donate (4+), Max mission score and
something of even greater value.
• Deliver Most, Max mission score and
something of even greater value than that!
• Deliver Nothing, and we will shame you, publicly.
💥
HOW TO LOSE POINTS SPECTACULARLY
The art of self destruction.
Below are official ways to rack up penalties and torch your own
lovely score.
⚡
Maintain cool— don't act a fool.
🎴 THE CRYING GAME
👹 Speed Demon: Hit the cap, -25 points per infraction.
🚨 Red Handed: -50 points if another team returns with a photo of your team pulled over by police.
💩 Early Turd Special: Arrive anywhere prior to the window, lose 1 pt for each minute early (and locations are watching).
🌼 Late Bloomer: Arrive even a minute beyond the window and you ain't doing it and you ain't getting points.
🍼 Adult Tantrum: Yell or curse in public, buh bye -100 points.
⏱️ Afternoon Delight: Arrive to any finish after window close and get a zero for the day.
⚔️ TEMPORARY TRUCES
PERMANENT REGRETS
Build alliances, collaborate, strategize—but play your game.
Your missions may feel random, but we know exactly where you’re supposed to be and what you were assigned. Show up to scoring with the wrong mission?
Poof—no points for you.
⚡
Team up, share intel, or combine
forces—but know this...
💔 ALLY AT YOUR OWN RISK
🤝 Handshakes: No rule against cooperation... or enforcing it.
🔪 Backstabbers: If you betray an ally, karma will find you.
🚫 Boundaries: Never share activity proof or it's DQ for all of you.
🦹 Trust Nobody: Especially on the final day.
🐀 Rats: Don't ask us to rat out rats because we ain't rats.
🏆 SCORES, SCORING,
AND SCOREKEEPERS
Your spot in the daily scoring line sets your base score—40 teams means 40 points for 1st, 39 for 2nd, and so on. Mission, bonus, and motoring points are added next. Penalties and Highway Cards come last—added or subtracted.
Penalties and Highway Cards are last to be added (or subtracted).
🚀 MAX DAILY POINTS
🧩 Mission Points: Scoring varies by location—some missions offer all-or-nothing points, others are variable. Each day has its own max point value,
💰 Bonuses: Bonuses never exceed the daily maximum point limit.
✨ Exception: Only Highway Cards can boost scores beyond daily limits.
1️⃣ Day 1, Max 10pts per mission.
2️⃣ Day 2, Max 20pts per mission.
3️⃣ Day 3, Max 30pts per mission.
4️⃣ Day 4, Max 40pts per mission.
5️⃣ Day 5, Max 50pts per mission.
⚔️
TEMPORARY TRUCES
PERMANENT REGRETS
Build alliances, collaborate,
strategize—but play your game.
Your missions may feel random,
but we know exactly where you’re supposed to be and what you were assigned. Show up to scoring with the wrong mission?
Poof—no points for you.
⚡
Team up, share intel, or combine
forces—but know this...
💔 ALLY AT YOUR OWN RISK
🤝 Handshakes: No rule against cooperation... or enforcing it.
🔪 Backstabbers: If you betray an ally, karma will find you.
🚫 Boundaries: Never share activity proof or it's DQ for all of you.
🦹 Trust Nobody: Especially on the final day.
🐀 Rats: Don't ask us to rat out rats because we ain't rats.
🏆
SCORES, SCORING,
& SCOREKEEPERS
Your spot in the daily scoring line sets your base score—40 teams means 40 points for 1st, 39 for 2nd, and so on. Mission, bonus, and motoring points are added next.
Penalties and Highway Cards come last—added or subtracted.
Penalties and Highway Cards
are last to be added (or subtracted).
🚀 MAX DAILY POINTS
🧩 Mission Points: Scoring varies by location—some missions offer all-or-nothing points, others are variable. Each day has its own max point value,
💰 Bonuses: Bonuses never exceed the daily maximum point limit.
✨ Exception: Only Highway Cards can boost scores beyond daily limits.
1️⃣ Day 1, Max 10pts per mission.
2️⃣ Day 2, Max 20pts per mission.
3️⃣ Day 3, Max 30pts per mission.
4️⃣ Day 4, Max 40pts per mission.
5️⃣ Day 5, Max 50pts per mission.
IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF US
CAN YOU USE IT? SURE NERD.
You’ll be in your cars—and we can’t exactly peek over your dashboards.
But fair warning: this year’s mission clues are trickier, twistier, and way more multimedia than ever.
Our gamemasters leveled up—
more riddles, more layers, more curveballs. So bring your AI… Just don’t be surprised when human brainpower is still your best horsepower.
🙏
Pray you have ample internet,
because you'll need it.
IT'LL BE THE DEATH OF US
CAN YOU USE IT?
SURE NERD.
Yes, you can use AI.
You’ll be in your cars—and we can’t exactly peek over your dashboards.
But fair warning: this year’s mission clues are trickier, twistier, and way more multimedia than ever.
Our gamemasters leveled up—
more riddles, more layers, more curveballs. So bring your AI… Just don’t be surprised when human brainpower is still your best horsepower.
🙏
Pray you have ample internet,
because you'll need it.
🚦 YOUR RIDE, YOUR CALL,
OUR REQUIREMENTS
Drive anything with three wheels or more—the wilder, the better.
(Yugo fans, we’re still waiting.)
Comfort beats speed.
You’re in that thing for five days.
Everything below must be presented at Tech Inspection on Day 0
Sept 23rd at 12:00p
🚦
YOUR RIDE, YOUR CALL,
OUR REQUIREMENTS
Drive anything with three wheels or more—the wilder, the better.
(Yugo fans, we’re still waiting.)
Comfort beats speed.
You’re in that thing for five days.
📜
Paperwork or Panic
✔️ Insurance Proof (covering event dates)
✔️ Registration (in your name)
✔️
Permanent Plate ("Temp tags = No)
🧰
lifesaving gear
MOTORSPORT ACTIVITIES WILL
RETURN IN FUTURE EVENTS
✔️ Nomex Automotive Racing Suit
(Look like a baked potato, survive like a boss)
🏎️
Vehicle Requirements
✔️ Seatbelts
(you ain’t a road dummy)
✔️ Working Wipers
(climate change is real)
✔️ Silent Brakes
(no squeakers)
✔️ Lights/Flashers
(all or nothing trench coat freaks)
✔️ Automotive Fire Extinguisher
(ya, never know)
✔️ Road Flares/Light Kit
(Spice up for breakdown)
✔️ DOT Approval
(This isn’t Mad Max)
🛡️
Insurance Minimums
✔️ Comp/Collision: $500K / $500K
✔️ Bodily Injury: $250K per indv
✔️ Property Damage: $250K
✔️ Uninsured Motorist: $250K per indv/property
✔️
Medical Payments:
$100K per indv
📜
Paperwork or Panic
Everything below must be presented at Tech Inspection on Day 0
Sept 23rd at 12:00p
✔️ Insurance Proof (covering event dates)
✔️ Registration (in your name)
✔️
Permanent Plate ("Temp tags = No)
🏎️
Vehicle Requirements
✔️ Seatbelts
(you ain’t a road dummy)
✔️ Working Wipers
(climate change is real)
✔️ Silent Brakes
(no squeakers)
✔️ Lights/Flashers
(all or nothing trench coat freaks)
✔️ Automotive Fire Extinguisher
(ya, never know)
✔️ Road Flares/Light Kit
(Spice up for breakdown)
✔️ DOT Approval
(This isn’t Mad Max)
MOTORSPORT ACTIVITIES WILL
RETURN IN FUTURE EVENTS
✔️ Nomex Automotive Racing Suit
(Look like a baked potato, survive like a boss)
- No Cycle Suits-
🛡️
Insurance Minimums
(We ain't liable for your buffoonery)
✔️ Comp/Collision
$500K / $500K
✔️ Bodily Injury
$250K per indv
✔️ Property Damage
$250K
✔️ Uninsured Motorist
$250K per indv/property
✔️ Medical Payments
$100K per indv
FINALLY—the list
WHAT YOU MAY NEED
—You have been warned—
Mere suggestions for the automatons...
✔️ Mobile Internet Devices
(if not several)
✔️ Twitter, X, FB, and TikTok accounts
(get with the times pampy)
✔️
Print Copy Atlas
(Gen X backup plan)
✔️
Excellent Organization Skills
(the very thing you b*%$# to staff about)
✔️ Spare Tire & Roadside Assistance
(nor are we your mechanic)
✔️
CB Radio or Satellite Service
(non-cellular devices)
✔️
Spare Fuel Cell
(it happens)
✔️ Plenty O' Chargers
('plenty')
📖 Prayer Book
(God's heard your empty promises before)
🥃 Cigars & Jonny Walker Green
(you want producers to like you—right?)
A life-sized trivia pursuit game where you are the pawn,
and America is the gameboard.
still
just for
bragging rights, a greater cause, and a plastic road sign.
FINALLY—the list
THINGS TO CONSIDER
—You have been warned—
Mere suggestions
for the automatons.
✔️ Mobile Internet Devices
(if not several)
✔️ Twitter, X, FB, and TikTok accounts
(get with the times pampy)
✔️
Print Copy Atlas
(Gen X backup plan)
✔️
Excellent Organization Skills
(the very thing you b*%$# to staff about)
✔️ Spare Tire & Roadside Assistance
(nor are we your mechanic)
✔️
CB Radio or Satellite Service
(non-cellular devices)
✔️
Spare Fuel Cell
(it happens)
✔️ Plenty O' Chargers
('plenty')
📖 Prayer Book
(God's heard your empty promises before)
🥃 Cigars & Jonny Walker Green
(you want producers to like you—right?)
A life-sized trivia pursuit game where you are the pawn, and America is the gameboard.
still
just for
bragging rights, a greater cause,
and a plastic road sign.
ETIQUETTE & SAFETY
PLAY SAFE, PLAY FAIR, PLAY EPIC
This is a live-action, life-sized board game—a real trivia pursuit,
not a road race.
The route is a hot set. Dangerous behavior
(speeding, aggressive driving, tampering, or fights)
will get you booted. We may adjust rules for safety
or fairness—our word is final.
⚡
Cheeky Serious Reminder
If you won’t do it in front of a cop, don’t
do it here. Yes—cops are involved.
ETIQUETTE & SAFETY
PLAY SAFE, PLAY FAIR,
PLAY EPIC
This is a live-action, life-sized board game—a real trivia pursuit,
not a road race.
The route is a hot set. Dangerous behavior (speeding, aggressive driving, tampering, or fights)
will get you booted.
We may adjust rules for safety
or fairness—our word is final.
⚡
Cheeky Serious Reminder
If you won’t do it in front of a cop, don’t
do it here. Yes—cops are involved.
🕵️
SOLVING MISSIONS
PLAY CLEVER, NOT DIRTY
Ai not solving your clue? lol Try the 'internets', social media,
or your kids sleuthing skills—but no shortcuts...
Asking tourism offices, civic groups, city officials, sponsors, or anyone “official” is cheating. Get caught?
Buh-bye to ALL points
🔎 CLARIFICATIONS
✅ Allowed: Your friends/family can help solve clues legitimately—like brainstorming trivia answers, researching online, or suggesting ideas.
🚫 Forbidden: They cannot secretly contact banned sources (e.g., calling a tourism office or pretending to be you). That’s cheating.
🗨️
REPUTATIONS
RIDE WITH YOU
You’re not just a contestant,
you're a leader, a brand, and a face of Fireball Run. Host towns roll out red carpet. Return the favor with professionalism and respect. One warning for bad behavior. One strike for stupidity.
Then you’re out—no refunds, no second chances.
🧠 Be Smart
💼 Area Leaders: That ‘small-town mayor’ shaking your hand? Will be the first to hear of your misbehavior, and it will ruin our reputation within their community, and any blow it with future destination that speaks to them.
🕵️
SOLVING MISSIONS
PLAY CLEVER, NOT DIRTY
Ai not solving your clue? lol
Try the 'internets', social media,
or your kids sleuthing skills
—but no shortcuts...
Asking tourism offices, civic groups, city officials, sponsors, or anyone
“official” is cheating. Get caught?
Buh-bye to ALL points
🔎 CLARIFICATIONS
✅ Allowed: Your friends/family can help solve clues legitimately—like brainstorming trivia answers, researching online, or suggesting ideas.
🚫 Forbidden: They cannot secretly contact banned sources (e.g., calling a tourism office or pretending to be you). That’s cheating.
🗨️
REPUTATIONS
RIDE WITH YOU
You’re not just a contestant,
you're a leader, a brand, and a face of Fireball Run. Host towns roll out red carpet. Return the favor with professionalism and respect.
One warning for bad behavior. One strike for stupidity. Then you’re out—no refunds, no second chances.
🧠 Be Smart
💼 Area Leaders: That ‘small-town mayor’ shaking your hand? Will be the first to hear of your misbehavior, and it will ruin our reputation within their community, and any blow it with future destination that speaks to them.
🎲
LUCK, CHAOS,
AND THE UNKNOWN
Fireball Run is a high-stakes game of chance.
Traffic, weather, even a rogue GPS can wreck your strategy.
Points swing on a whim—that’s the adrenaline rush. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurd, and remember:
bad luck makes the best stories.
⚡
Bring a printed atlas,
not only an app.
👁️🗨️
BIG BROTHER IS
WATCHING (always)
Your loaner GPS tracker is your lifeline—and our proof you’re playing fair.
Every device is human-monitored, every day of the event.
📉 Fail it & Fail the game
Unplug it? Your game will halt until back online.
Lose it? The $350 replacement won’t replace your points.
Tampering? Instant DQ. Nice try with the faraday Dr Evil.
Stolen? Better arrive with a police report.
🎲 LUCK, CHAOS,
AND THE UNPREDICTABLE
Fireball Run is a high-stakes game of chance. Traffic, weather, even a rogue GPS can wreck your strategy. Points swing on a whim—that’s the adrenaline rush. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurd, and remember: bad luck makes the best stories.
⚡
Bring a printed atlas, not only an app.
👁️🗨️
BIG BROTHER
IS WATCHING (ALWAYS)
Your loaner GPS tracker is your lifeline—and our proof you’re playing fair. Every device is human-monitored,
every day of the event.
📉 Fail it & Fail the game
Unplug it? Your game will halt until back online.
Lose it? The $350 replacement won’t replace your points.
Tampering? Instant DQ. Nice try with the faraday Dr Evil.
Stolen? Better arrive with a police report.
🤯 THE PSYCHOSIS EFFECT
This isn’t a scavenger hunt—or Amazing Race. Fireball Run is a sharp strategy game built to immerse you in an emotional odyssey. Created by leaders, for leaders, it swings from exhilaration to exhaustion on a whim. Here, victory is more brainpower than horsepower.
Fireball Run—is an addiction.
⛵
Best read to this classic:
Click Here
DAY 1 "Who needs rules?? I’ve got this."
DAY 2
"WTF?! This is torture—not vacation!!"
DAY 3
"Read the f'n rules! Where's lunch?!"
DAY 4
"I NEVER WANT THIS TO END!"
DAY 5
"It's too way short. Let's keep going!"
🚫 NO ENTOURAGES,
NO SIDEKICKS, NO EXCUSES
This ain’t Hollywood—your fan club can’t tail you. If we suspect a vehicle is shadowing or assisting you, that’s instant disqualification. They aren’t registered, weren’t qualified, and put us, our brand, and others at risk.
Save the drama for your team. Our attorney is on the event and will shut it down if your antics place it at risk.
🧠
If you need more security than our police, you’re not an asset—
you’re a liability. Go home, George Lucas.
🤯
THE PSYCHOSIS
EFFECT
This isn’t a scavenger hunt—or Amazing Race. Fireball Run is a sharp strategy game built to immerse you
in an emotional odyssey.
Created by leaders, for leaders,
it swings from exhilaration to exhaustion on a whim.
Here, victory is more brainpower
than horsepower.
Fireball Run isn’t just a challenge—it’s an addiction.
⛵
Best Read to this Classic
Click Here
DAY 1
"Who needs rules?? I’ve got this."
DAY 2
"WTF?! This is torture—not vacation!!"
DAY 3
"Read the f'n rules! Where's lunch?!"
DAY 4
"I NEVER WANT THIS TO END!"
DAY 5
"It's too way short. Let's keep going!"
"When is Fireball Run again?"
🚫
NO ENTOURAGES,
NO SIDEKICKS, NO EXCUSES
This ain’t Hollywood—your fan club can’t tail you. If we suspect a vehicle is shadowing or assisting you, that’s instant disqualification. They aren’t registered, weren’t qualified, and put us, our brand, and others at risk.
Save the drama for your team.
Our attorney is in the event and will shut it down if your antics
place it at risk.
🧠
If you need more security than our police, you’re not an asset—you’re a liability.
Go home, George Lucas.
👋 FANS, FOLLOWERS,
AND (GENTLE)
STALKERS
Expecting fans to cheer you on?
✅
Interact with them at public
start and finishes.
🚫
NO UNREGISTERED PERSON
allowed in your vehicle while in motion—
including finish lines.
🚨 SPEED PENALTIES
Speeders, meet the Points Goblin.
This isn’t Fast & Furious—it’s pace and strategy. Break the
undisclosed GPS speed barrier...
🤡x 1
-50 pts (ouch)
💋x 2
-100 more pts (kiss placing bye)
💨x3
Game Over
(enjoy the home game Mario)
⚡
GPS squeals on you and never lies.
Rally Control sees all muhuhuhuhaaa!
👋
FANS, FOLLOWERS,
AND (GENTLE)
STALKERS
Expecting fans to cheer you on?
✅
Interact with them at public
start and finishes.
🚫
NO UNREGISTERED PERSON
allowed in your vehicle while in motion— this includes the finish line.
🍸
STRICTLY 21+
NO KIDS, NO KIDDING
Our private soirées are for grown-ups only—like a speakeasy, but with less jazz and more questionable life choices. No exceptions, even for
🤬
Our Top 5 Exchanges
"My kid is super mature!"
(So are barnacles, no.)
"She's 21 next month!"
(Bring her next month.)
"He's on our home team!"
(Then party at home, no.)
"I'll bring them anyway!"
(Security, escort please.)
“I'll quit if you don’t!”
(And your lovely parting gift is— No Refunds.)
🍸 STRICTLY 21+
(NO KIDS, NO KIDDING)
Our private soirées are for grown-ups only—like a speakeasy, but with less jazz and more questionable life choices.
No exceptions, even for
🤬
Our Top 5 Exchanges
"My kid is super mature!"
(So are barnacles, no.)
"She's 21 next month!"
(Bring her next month.)
"He's on our home team!"
(Then party at home, no.)
"I'll bring them anyway!"
(Security, escort please.)
“I'll quit if you don’t!”
(And your lovely parting gift is— No Refunds.)
🆘 WHEN RIDES GOES ROGUE
Survival Options
"Limping into scoring: Hot Mess Express in an unapproved rental. Their epic Countach? Just in time… to lose gloriously."
Rinse, Rent, Replace
Swap to a backup or rental
with producer’s okay
and you’re still in the game— if you arrive to scoring on time, achieved points will be counted (no going back to original ride).
Lazarus Move
Got it fixed? It has risen!! But miss the scoring window
—and you forfeit the day’s points.
Tow'n The Line
Flatbed or tow that mf'er to your missions and drag it across the finish in time for scoring— points counted!
(don't laugh—it's been done).
⚡
AAA won’t get you points,
but may save your ass at least in September.
🚨
SPEED PENALTIES
Speeders, meet the Points Goblin.
This isn’t Fast & Furious—it’s pace and strategy. Break the
undisclosed GPS speed barrier
and...
🤡x 1
-50 pts (ouch)
💋x 2
-100 more pts (kiss placing bye)
💨x3
Game Over
(enjoy the home game Mario)
⚡
GPS squeals on you
and never lies.
⚡
Rally Control sees all
muhuhuhuhaaa!
🆘
WHEN RIDES GOES ROGUE
Survival Options
"Limping into scoring: Hot Mess Express in an unapproved rental. Their epic Countach? Just in time… to lose gloriously."
Rinse, Rent, Replace
Swap to a backup or rental
with producer’s okay
and you’re still in the game— if you arrive to scoring on time, achieved points will be counted.
(no going back to original ride).
Lazarus Move
Got it fixed? It has risen!!
But miss the scoring window
—and you forfeit the day’s points.
Tow'n The Line
Flatbed or tow that mf'er to your missions and drag it across the finish in time for scoring— points counted!
(don't laugh—it's been done).
⚡
AAA won’t get you points,
but may save your ass
(at least join for September)
